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1)Name?
Noel:
"A "Noel" is a seemingly odd person on the outside. She tends to fart and burp, but is immune to drooling when asleep. However, a "Noel" has the characterstics of a Lion, or in spanish, "LEON" (yes that is NOEL spelled backwards). For example, when she is asleep, she may growl like a leon and then pounce on a innocent bystander completely unconscious.

Despite this seemgingly irate behavior, a "Noel" is like a marshmallow on the inside. No... that does not mean she is full of sugary goodness nor does it mean she is part "smore", but rather, the metaphor describes her as a soft, kind, caring person. LIKE THE MICHELIN TIRE MAN (who actually does seem to be made of marshmallows... fancy that).

There is also a phenomenon that is present in a "Noel". A "Noel" will typically make her own belongings vanish. Scientists are unsure of why or how certain belongings get lost, but empirical evidence has shown that a Noel will lose any one item at least once a month. This phenomenon has stymied researchers at Harvard and Yale, and the National Science Society is planning to make a new branch of science called, "Noelology".

A "Noel" has often been used to describe something sublimely awesome.
As a noun... "That girl is such a NOEL!"

In the present-progressive tense (Noellin' instead of Ballin'... "Dude, that's so noellin'""
I could not help myself ^.^
"This is a name used to denote children that are exceptionally loud and stupid. The individual with this name will invariably try to use logic on people and will also invariably fail to make any sense at all. Contemplation of this individual's logic (or, rather, this individual's lack of logic) will often cause aneurysms, manifesting either in a nosebleed or, in many cases, an exploded head.

This individual also often thinks that they are "God's gift to humanity," hence the name "Noel," which alludes to Christmas, a major religious holiday primarily observed through phony piety and the giving of gifts.

The person named "Noel" will also think that it (used aptly, here) is so-called "hot stuff" and will assume that everyone (male, female, transgendered, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pansexual) wants a "piece of that ass." It is, obviously mistaken.

If a Noel is spotted, the best advice that can be given is to plug one's ears and then run away as quickly as possible before it can open its mouth and start talking. Its voice has properties very akin to those of the mythological mandrake plant. Do not be deceived, however, by this comparison. The Noel is an active, virulent lifeform able to leech life out of individuals through speech. Prolonged exposure can result in (aside from aneurysms) an individual or group of individuals brain or brains, respectively, leaking out of his/her/their ears.

Avoid the Noel at all costs. Do not offer a Noel a cookie. Do not sleep with the Noel. If impregnated, she becomes nearly impossible to get rid of while still alive.

The Noel is classified as living. If you are approached by one and do not immediately leave the area, you will not longer be similarly classifiable.
"Noel, after becoming impregnated and delivering her spawn, became a permanent addition to the household. Within six months, all other members of said household were insane and dying.""


2) Age?
17:
"17 Is the legal age to have fuckie fuckie in adelaide - south australia.
Though most little sluts give in an spread their legs befor they turn 17.
You can't go for a ride in a bitche's wet wagon till she's 17"

18 (I'm almost eighteen):
"The number eighteen is often said on intercoms in grocery stores late at night as a code to let store workers know that there is a pretty girl close by. The one represents one girl and the 8 represents the curves on her body.
Gabe(on intercom): "Teddy we have a code 18 on aisle 5 i repeat, code 18 on aisle 5, thank you.""
again couldn't help myself >.<
"The legal minimal age at wich a girl (or boy for the sick fags out there) to be fucked or shone on porn sites.
girl: Lets Fuck!!!!
boy: Are you old enough?
girl: Ya! I just turned 18 yesterday!
-------------------1 WEEK LATER-----------------------------
girl: FUCK!!!!!!
boy: what happened?
girl : I'M PREGNANT!!!!
boy: THAT AIN'T MINE BITCH!
--------------boy moves to Alaska-------------------------"

3) One of your friends
Joey:
"irish origin,means that he is better than you at everything just the coolest name in the world
joey is the coolest person ever"
yes... i did it again
"Joey - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him. Your thoughts leave your head and your instincts take over, leaving you vulnerable and willing to follow his command. If you are ever lucky enough to wake up next to this man, you know you finally are HOME and your heart will finally rest easier.
Someday I'll wake up with my Joey."

4) What should you be doing?
School:
"place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass
Mom can i stay home from school today? my ass is still sore from english class yesterday"

5) Favourite Colour?
Blue:
"Everyones favorite fucking color!"

6) Birthplace?
Oly:
"Short for Olympia.
You only call Olympia Oly if you're talking about the beer, or if you're trying desperately to be funny. Very, very desperately, and more trying than funny."
yes again...
"The small, yet fabulous capital of Washington. Also referred to as "Capital City" or even "O-Town". We have art, drama, music, Greeners, and we pretty much take way to much pride calling ourselves "diverse". But, I guess you could say that. We have enough scene kids to fill a thousand shows (check out the Manium), enough meth addicts to fill a thousand re-habs, and more gay men than freakin' L.A.
Want a taste of Oly? Just go downtown.
But for reals, despite the mentally ill people on street corners, all the protests done by hippies, and the worst traffic you ever saw Lake Fair weekend, Olympia is about the most exciting place to be ever. It’s the best place to see local bands and buy music at Rainy Day Records (Mostly Indie and Alternative stuff,) and several great theaters that convert to hot spots for shows in two seconds flat. (Note to reader, bring steel toed shoes for mosh-pits) And if you want to be an actor, there are more camps and workshops to attend then you will ever know. Unfortunately, this Olympia, and you'll never get anywhere. so if you’re looking for fame, try Seattle.
Kid 1-Hey, wanna go to Downtown Olympia?
Kid 2- Sure, Im in for some skanking.
Kid 1-Yeah, and we can kick the bum and steal his weed.
Kid 2-he sure has been down since he dropped out over Evergreen"

7) Birth Month?
December:
"The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December."

8) Last person you talked to?!
Angel:
"Angel's are often slutty. Enjoy giving blow jobs like handshakes. Often rude, and have an obnoxious ways of showing up wearing no clothes, when your boyfriend is around. Has giant titties.. and thinks they are smaller than yours, and goes braless 99.9 percent of the time. She also enjoys the love of both males and females. Although these flaws are present... she can still be a good friend and tae bo companion... and someone you can talk to at anytime. Always puts her hoes before bros.
Angel: Hey Johnny, you are hot,
*rubs Johnnys thigh*
Johhnny: Thanks Angel, nice to meet you.. woah, what are you doing..?
Angel: Suckin' your cock
Johnny: I can see down your shirt, your tits are huge and you are braless.
*phone rings*
Angel: Hello.... yes I will come over.
Johnny: Where you going?
Angel: My friend needs me.. tae bo time. L8er."
yes again again I fail like that...
"The Best Fucking transvestite in the world! He's from Rent
"hey look its angel!'"


9) One of your nicknames
Leon:
"Leon Scott Kennedy. A character in Capcom's popular survival horror game series, Resident Evil. Leon's first appearence was in Resident Evil 2, widely considered a classic, in which he was a rookie police officer who was just hired to protect Raccoon City. Unaware of the horrors he had to confront, he headed to his job but ended up fighting for his life with Claire Redfield (another character) from an army of zombies and other hideous creatures... Resident Evil 2 has an interesting storyline and Leon's a pretty badass character. The game has a lot of nostalgic value, plus it's scary; check it out.

Leon's next appearence was in Resident Evil 4, a game that some loyal fans felt betrayed by in ways, but was praised endlessly by professional game reviewers. By the way, I enjoyed the game immensely. Anyway, it takes place six years after Leon survived the events in Raccoon City, and in RE4, he's a government agent on a mission to save the president's missing daughter from a mysterious village in Europe. The game's damn fun when it doesn't drag on.
Leon likes the Blacktail more than the Red9."

10) your theme song?
January:
"The month it is best to have ass sex
Im going to have ass sex in January"

I TAG:
Allisonangelique


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angel so lucky i'm nice... I tag- ~darkemoprincess